I will say that's pretty fucked up. You could have 1) gone thru with what you wanted earlier 2) made something up.
You never know, he might have fucked you better than any 9" clock. Then again, let's see a pic of you? Spreadem

 

Anyone else gets the feeling she might be a troll/sock or is it just me?

 

Ah! So that makes it OK for you to be a jerk.

Got it.

 

Between 4.5 and 5 inches.

 

Must have a big 'o cunt.....

By the way, your title ought to read too small.

 

nope u're not alot , but u never know the world is filled with all kinds of ppl

lol aren't u just the sweetest

 

I hope he isn't that stupid to let one single woman crush his entire sex life , ik what she did was fucked up to any average guy but still she is just 1 pussy

oh btw u get to judge this one , i think the rest of the forum wouldn't mind it :awesome:

 

Well, that was so rude I almost wonder if its true. But in any case, you might have walked out on a 5 in penis, and missed the best oral sex of your life. I have a very close friend, as in so close that when he and his wife wanted to try a threesome they asked me. And he was less than average. But he is very enthusiastic with his mouth and hands....
Being extremely picky doesn't neccesarily mean you are holding out for only the best. It often means you are a very one dimensional lover who only likes it one way and that way, how boring. Variety is the spice of life LOL.

And I also have a true story to add. Another best friend, from the same group of high school buddies above, was getting married. I had already met his fiance, and although she was VERY marriable, lovely, bright and very sweet, she was also a strictly devout Catholic. And my friend had NEVER gone to church, even when I tried to lure him at least to youth group. I asked him privately if he had finally found God, and he very surprisingly replied that he had become Catholic without really believing becaue he loved her, but also, she was a virgin and she'd never know what she was missing.
Now, showering in Gym you see penis, but some tiny little buds are VERY stretchy, so never realised he was small. Until the bachelor party. It got a little out of hand. The two strippers and their bodyguard where very used to loud rowdy drunk and sometimes dangers private parties. So when they realised they were in aq house full of 30 or more college graduate professionals, mostly engineers, who were putting out a LOT of money, and enjoying the show WITHOUT being rude, disgusting and out of control, they let loose and broke ALL the rules they had laid out in the begiinning.
When a several hundred dollars had changed hands, they had the groom on the floor, his pants off, and went at him orally. In about two mins, they both looked at each other and, they tried not to, but started laughing and couldn't finish. He had topped out at a very HARD pencil this 3". Fortunately he was so drunk I don't think he noticed. And everyone there were so embarrased for him I doubt he ever knew what happened. I always wondered if they gave a refund... as I hadn't contributed I didnt know. But I did run into one of nthe gals a few weeks later at a strip club.. well shall I say I was siitin in a chair when out of the blue a tongue sensuously entered my ear as a lithe lovely body swung round and sat in my lap... and she asked, "I recognize you, but cant remember from where... I just remember wherever it was I really liked you...I reminded her and she said we were the BEST party ever... the perfect mix of really fun and not uptight, but not crazy rude... and a lot of money LOL. Was the best party Ive ever been to as well. And I think that is ALL the groom ever heard about LOL. There is something to be said for people who can be wild and respectful at the same time...

As opposed to the original poster.... you had wanted the guy since high school... and then treated him like that for a physical trait he was born with?

 

I guess you need em bigger if you have a cunt like a bucket.

 

Lmao!!!! Fucking beautiful comment mate

 

I mean get it, it was fucked up and she could of maybe handled it better but why are there so many emo people about this. Home girl is a bit stretched out but she has the right to choose what her standards of dicks go in her lol

 

Ya know, in that I can grip a pencil with my old stretched out twat perhaps it's not that he is too thin/small, yet you're just too loose.

Now I'm not sure if the lead post was meant to sound cool or what....(though am going with the "what" when 9" is used as the standard as length over a certain bit is BS).....But if a guy hasn't made me cum a couple times before fucking me well then shame on me for letting him....and shame on me for shaming him over dick size in that by that point I really don't give a fuck I'm such a wreck.

But okay.....I'll play along. 3-5"max. deep is the g'spot, and the tip of a dick raking over your g-spot just right does the trick if that's your bag. Not girth, not length much over that.....That is unless you want to be a lazy fuck meaning you just lay there and get pounded meaning he has no skills, you have no skills, yet it all still works out because even monkies humping footballs can payoff.

Seriously, all you fucktwats shaming guys over getting hard-ons, cumming too quick, having human cocks, or cumming while you blow them is why half of the guys can't get hard, can't cum without stupid effort and only once, are shy about their dicks, and can't cum from a blowjob.

It says NOTHING about the guys........Just the lack of skill and effort by their female lovers.

It really makes me wonder why all men don't embrace gay.

Go ahead, call me a little cunt.....as it's worse being a bigger one.

Hush......an alias

 

Actually 5 inches is the average. That's what I am but I'm pretty normal thickness.

 

"You were an asshole!" we all get those moments, hope you at least apologize or that will be your second "asshole" moment!

 

Fair enough, however, her minimum (she claims) is nine inches. If she is going to set the bar so high above the average, she does not have the right to be a total asshole over those who do not meet her standard. The OP's post really does display to everyone her level of maturity. With that said, I too believe this is total BS.

 

Well put as always Hush

 

Very well said, BRAVO.

Hush, we can always depend on you to tell it like it is, thank you. Being that 5-6" is average, I would say that leaves less than 10% of men, all over the world, with a cock over lets say 8" (?). Do you realize the probability of many of those to live in a certain area? Apparently if the original poster in this thread has only had 1 or 2 9s.

Unless surgically altered, a man can not determine how big he is. Therefore, I feel it was a very rude and cruel thing that she brags about.

 

Thats one of the reasons i said what i said in my previous post

 

Okay I understand in a small way that at a certain point there is a too small I girl I know was with a guy and she was a virgin. When they tried to get it on he couldn't break her hymen but honestly if 9 and up is the only thing you'll take your pickings are slim and walking out was rude its one thing to be a tease but you should have atleast apologized about it.

 

Wow, I've never agreed so strongly with Hush.

I'll say without shame that I'm probably below average but within a standard deviation.

I'll say without hyperbole that I'm an amazing fuck and, per Hush, make my women cum so much before, during, and after penetration that I could be hung however the fuck and it doesn't matter. I can't coast on my size doing the job so I make damn sure it gets done correctly. And all that being said, I've never had an unsatisfied customer.

I'll say without reservation OP is a bitch, and probably a dead lay. I imagine she puts in as much effort as a fleshlight, but with less personality.