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    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

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  1. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    "Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name. Your kingdom come,
    your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil."

    Okay, now that we got that out of the way, we can go on with our lives and do what ever we want until next Sunday!

    Hey everybody let's go to IHOP for the Grand Slam Breakfast!
     
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  2. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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    *not_secure_link*26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljyv1qFeAc1qeco64o1_500.jpg
    ​
     
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  3. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    My prayer :)

    OH MY FUCKING GOD
    Please stop!
    NO!
    DON'T! DON'T YOU DARE STOP!
    I'm nearly done
    OH HOLY FUCKING FATHER
    FILL ME WITH THY HEAVNLY SHAFT
    HARDER, LORD
    FASTER, JEEEZUUUUSSSSSsss
    ogodiiizzzgoodmmmmm!!
     
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  4. APerv2

    APerv2 Porn Surfer

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    Sounds good. Swing by and pick me up. I'll wait outside. I'm the guy with the cap.
     
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  5. joliet

    joliet Porn Star

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    What channel can I get that video on?

    Or, it is it a "Pay Per View?"
     
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  6. smcaaphd

    smcaaphd zOMGorgeous

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    It is thee that caused my knee to tremble
    While I was partaking in thine holy sauce
     
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  7. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    [YOUTUBE]Pe7kFgB_0Ls[/YOUTUBE]
     
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  8. kleetus

    kleetus Porn Star

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    Opened up a can of worms with that Thread name Joliet :excited::excited::excited::rose:
     
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  9. m21

    m21 Porn Star

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    Our father, who does art in heaven.
    Howard be thy name.
    Don King will come
    Thy thing will be done
    On earth as it is in heaven
    Give us this day our jelly bread
    And please give us our free passes
    As we give freepasses to those against us
    And lead us not into sensation
    For thine is the klingon,
    the car and the lorry,
    forever and ever,
    Amen
     
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  10. anotheruser1

    anotheruser1 Porn Star

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    wtf, is this just wrong or what???? your talking about god and praying and bibles and shit, but you are on a porn forum......is everything this place stands for not a sin by that book you use. i mean really, do you go to church and look at porn? i know most preachers are after little boys but thats wrong to, is it not? So what we have here is the biggest case of hypocrisy i believe i have ever seen.
     
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  11. Old Tool

    Old Tool Porn Star

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    Now, class - here we have example "A" of 'Not Getting The Joke':

    . . . note the respondent has taken the posting of a troll waaaaay too seriously and is likely giving the original troll poster a good chuckle at the expense of the respondent. The rambling nature of this semi-hysterical response also smells like beer, cheap whiskey and pot. :rolleyes:
     
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  12. Batterup!

    Batterup! Sex Lover

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    I just don't get it?
    Why would your lord need to say a prayer?
    Is he praying to someone Else's lord maybe????:confused:

    Anyway, I'm up for some egg's and pancakes.
     
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  13. scotsmitch2001

    scotsmitch2001 Porn Star

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    Who is Howard?
     
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  14. les09

    les09 Sex Machine

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    d-d-d-DUMB
     
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  15. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    :cool:

    You Called?

    .
     
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  16. scotsmitch2001

    scotsmitch2001 Porn Star

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    Bollocks!!! I was at least hoping for Howard the Duck!
     
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  17. RandyKnight

    RandyKnight Have Gun, Will Travel

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    well he is in the water and about to fly.....he seemed to spend a lot of his life ducking the public.....:p

    the plane was nicknamed the Spruce Goose
     
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  18. anotheruser1

    anotheruser1 Porn Star

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    what a dork, went right over your brainless head
     
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  19. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    One moment please while I say the Lord's Prayer.

    That's it.....your moment's up. :)

    PS. It should have been 'whilst' I say the Lord's prayer..strictly speaking.
     
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  20. Tightcuntlover

    Tightcuntlover Porn Star Suspended!

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    Oh..so you had a good night out then?

    I'm betting there were whores involved too.
     
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