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  1. mstrman

    mstrman Porn Star

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    Contractors that don't show up on time or not at all and don't call.
     
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    1. latecomer91364
      Or the ones that turn out to be incompetent. I once spent 10+ years in the 1990s pouring every extra dollar into improvements on a $295k 'fixer-upper' in Woodland Hills CA (that we sold 11 years later for $675k) that was 'South of the Boulevard' (quite a big deal for property values), and at one point had a contractor that failed to use 'green wood' f0r the bottom layer in constructing the framework for an exterior wall enclosing our huge (60' x 15') 'porch.'

      We didn't pay a dime for tearing it down and re-doing it.
      Fucking morons...
       
      latecomer91364, Aug 21, 2023
  2. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I am not the most graceful person but I walk with purpose. I’m careful and I pay attention. I didn’t fall all last winter even when the sidewalks were covered in ice. But today, I was walking through a huge venue, across a convention, and I found the tiniest of water spills and power walked into it in heels and my feet flew out from under me and I swear I saw Jesus and the angels above before landing on my ass lol. My phone went hurtling across the room and I had to just lie there on my back for a few seconds revelling in my own disaster lol. People came rushing over to help me up and I was laughing and I said I slipped on some water. And they gave me pitying looks, like awww…she’s making shit up so she doesn’t seem as ridiculous. But I’m like no, really, and pointed at it. They were flabbergasted at this tiny puddle, like how the fuck did I manage to find it in such a large space :p
     
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      I find there are two kinds of “fallers” in my experience. The type that fall and they’re super embarrassed and pissed off. And the type that laugh at it and own the embarrassment. I’m type 2 lol.
       
      Cherrypop, Aug 21, 2023
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    3. Aqua Marine
      I fell in front of my students last year and they were all so concerned. I threw my hands in the air and yelled "Ta-daaaa!"
       
      Aqua Marine, Aug 21, 2023
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  3. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    My neighbor cutting down a perfectly healthy 60 ft oak tree that gives me fantastic shade from 3pm to 7pm! Fucking asshole. On second thought, maybe I am pissed?
     
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      Seems like you're pissed if you're asking me. Like I did when the god damn birds killed my 30ft. Saguaro cacti!!! :rage::rage::rage::rage:
       
      phxbi_bear80, Aug 19, 2023
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      That’s too bad! I have no experience with such things. How did they kill it? Pecking at it?
       
      paulavettbrothers, Aug 19, 2023
  4. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    My district sends out fake phishing emails every so often to make sure we're not opening dangerous emails. I fall for it EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. Now I'm going to have to watch a little training video to tell me things I already know but forget about the second I finish watching the video. I could probably recite it verbatim by now.

    I just clicked on one, and the explatives flew.
     
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      I know it's standard. Just wish I could remember to check my emails before I click on them!
       
      Aqua Marine, Aug 21, 2023
    3. latecomer91364
      At this point, merely opening an email isn't dangerous, it's clicking on links or attachments that releases the malware. BUT - they already have malware for smart phones that infect you without any involvement on your part - if they get your phone number, they can infect uour phone. It's called Pegasus.

      I figure it won't be long before they can do the same to your computer if they have your IP address (if they already can - I've seen no news about this happening... yet).
       
      latecomer91364, Aug 21, 2023
    4. paulavettbrothers
      OMG! I hated those bastards. Lol. I fell for them sometimes. Not always. I don’t care how needed they are, they’re annoying! I feel ya sister.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Aug 21, 2023
    5. deegenerate
      I get a ton of solicitation emails at work. I move every single email that's not internal to the junk folder without opening it.
      And every now and then I will get an email from our own IT asking me to do something, and those get forwarded immediately to our desktop tech person in case it's phishing.

      I trust nobody.
       
      deegenerate, Aug 27, 2023
    6. johnrael
      Our company mail system puts a message at the top of everything that didn't come from the company or a customer, saying that the source is external. If it has the external message but claims to be from someone or something inside the company, I immediately send it to the "report phishing" address.
       
      johnrael, Sep 2, 2023
  5. Aqua Marine

    Aqua Marine Sugar & Spice

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    I really hate it when people post blank white rectangles on facebook. I mean, WTF? What's the purpose of this?

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      I think they must be giving us a glimpse into the inner workings of their complex minds...
       
      latecomer91364, Aug 21, 2023
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  6. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Maybe once a day in the morning, I get this error message on Sling TV that says something like "Network error! Check your internet connection." BUT, the news show I'm watching continues to play, both of my VoIP phones work and the internet on my work and personal computers still work just fine.

    Still the error message covers the 'bottom scroll' on the news, so I return to the main menu and once it disappears, I go back to my news. Irritating...
     
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  7. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    This site forcing me to sign in again over and over and over. Can this be changed @StanleyOG?
     
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    2. speakeasy
      After you sign in but before you click the "sign in" button, click on the "keep me signed in box"
       
      speakeasy, Aug 29, 2023
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      I do nearly every time but it doesn’t work for me. iPhoneX issue? Lol.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Aug 29, 2023
  8. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    I should have put more electric outlets in my home when I built...I did comply to specs every 6ft apart, and a few places where I planned ahead I added extras.
     
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    1. paulavettbrothers
      I bought a house built in 1948, I had forgotten how inconvenient the lack of outlets can be.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Aug 26, 2023
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      I doubt I could afford to wire my house today with the cost of copper, and the boxes!
       
      Dearelliot, Aug 27, 2023
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      I was worried that my electrical system wouldn’t pass inspection but it did. Thank goodness. And so far it’s working great!
       
      paulavettbrothers, Aug 29, 2023
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      Nice...I did most of mine in 1975, then again, maybe 85...I had a building permit, I was concerned, but no one ever inspected my work, plumbing or electric. The building inspector stopped around two or three times...I mostly followed code.
       
      Dearelliot, Sep 2, 2023
  9. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    What's fun is, you can pretty easily add outlets just about anywhere. And you can easily change those double outlets to four outlets with just a bit of work.
    One handy note; make sure both your medical and homeowners insurance is up to date and current before you start.
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    1. paulavettbrothers
      Fuck that! Lol. I don’t work on anything I can’t see! Electricity is unseen. Lol.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Aug 27, 2023
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      I'm with you on that, @paulavettbrothers . Electrical is one thig I won't touch as a DIY.
       
      deegenerate, Aug 27, 2023
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  10. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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  11. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I hate when it’s this time of year and some days are cooler so I have to wear a jacket and I’m starting to get my fall wardrobe ready and…the weather changes and it’s as hot as the sun for the next week. I’m so over summer.
     
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  12. speakeasy

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    "Happy Belated Birthday"
    Fuck you. My birthday arrived on time, as scheduled. Your empty platitude was belated.
     
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  13. Dearelliot

    Dearelliot Porn Star

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    .20cents a day for overdue books at our library! Not much sure, but us old guys can't remember crap! the other day...I had to pay them $14 bucks.
    What am I going to do ask them for an account sheet...to prove I owe them .
     
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    1. paulavettbrothers
      Two years ago in my little library it was still 5 cents a day. I wonder how much it is now?
       
      paulavettbrothers, Aug 29, 2023
    2. Dearelliot
      It is what it is...(I know some don't care for saying that and to them I say "It is what it is.") I get so much from our library, and pay very little! I think our Library tax annually is $120.00 bucks, and I get many new releases from them.
      Just called and asked for the latest James Lee Burke novel in large print...I got it in a week! Around $25 or $30 bucks in a store...even at the discount places it would be near $20 bucks.
       
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  14. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

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    But you see @Dearelliot Shooter has been awaiting the return of "Sex for old farts or How I avoided a hernia during intercourse" book.
    Two damned months Shooter has been waiting!
    He's had to move on and get the alternative book; "How old is too old or How I can avoid falling asleep during sex"

    Sending you the bill for my hernia repair old man!
     
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  15. mstrman

    mstrman Porn Star

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  16. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    Negative people are annoying. Someone I work with is always miserable and bitching and moaning about something. She really brings me down.
     
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      I have learned to ignore people like that.
       
      STARMAN06, Sep 2, 2023
  17. TarlCabot666

    TarlCabot666 Dark Lord of the Slit

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    People who insist on saying "Hot Water Heater."
    They are Water Heaters. plain and simple. You won't find a Manufacturers label that says "Hot Water Heater." If the water is already hot you don't need to heat it. you just need to keep it hot, ie Water Heater.
    It heats cold water and keeps it hot.

    Also, people who say "Like" or "Umm" before every word or phrase when they are speaking to you.
     
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    1. deegenerate
      Just like people who say "ATM machine" lol
       
      deegenerate, Sep 5, 2023
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    2. TarlCabot666
      Indeed. What must we do to get people to understand that the "M" in ATM means Machine.
      I think that with the advent of texting, Common Acronyms are losing their meanings. I've heard people do the same thing with VCR's which, admittedly are not a thing anymore, but they are still around and have never been nor ever will be a VCR Recorder.
       
      TarlCabot666, Sep 5, 2023
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  18. paulavettbrothers

    paulavettbrothers Xnxx lifer

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    People who are much more productive than me. I love my down time but too many people put me to shame. Good for them, I guess.
     
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      Fuck 'em.
       
      mstrman, Sep 2, 2023
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    2. paulavettbrothers
      We all have our own “fun zone”. Lol
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 2, 2023
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      Agree, I have a few friends, full time jobs, volunteer firemen and first aid, do small volunteer work for the town, boy scouts etc...They have nice yards and cars are always washed. Where do these guys get the time to do so much? Don't they sleep?
       
      Dearelliot, Sep 3, 2023
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    4. paulavettbrothers
      I mow my grass when I think the neighbors are starting to get annoyed with me. Lol.
       
      paulavettbrothers, Sep 4, 2023
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  19. StasiaGrey

    StasiaGrey Sex Machine

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    Guys who accuse me of not giving them a chance because they're short, but completely ignoring the fact that it is their personality that puts me off
     
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      Lucky for me I am not short and have a great personality :)
       
      STARMAN06, Sep 2, 2023
  20. Meovsiitt

    Meovsiitt Sex Lover

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    Dynamic-lookers.
    Seriously, all we're gonna do is listen about how our day went, then we'll write how it's itching between our legs and then we'll milk it and wish each other good night.
    And i'm all for that kind of relationship. Heck i'm exited about it as pathetic as it is.
    Those who seek drama scenarios are the worst kind.