You sell one of your houses ,just to find out it was worth 3x as much as you got for it!... I wish Lionness would buy an air conditioner from me.

 

I hate when that happens, You get your AC, but it's sooo powerful that it pops every breaker in the house and you can't use it.

I wish I could type faster/ better

 

u learn to type faster but then ur fingers fall off and then u cant type at all..bummer

i wish i wasnt so bored !!!!!

 

Suddenly you find yourself in the middle of an elegant ballroom on board a cruise ship dressed to the "t". However, the ship's name is the Titanic.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

 

You get your wish, but you over flow with wishes and go insane!

I wish I could hear Styx play Renegade right now.

 

You wish for anal sex, but you're visited by a 300 pound pig farmer named bubba who wants to use your anus.

I wish I could find good webcam chat.

 

You discover that aol has one devoted only to nudists, but they your camera and computer break down unrecoverably.

I wish I was living with Jessyca.

 

You get your wish but you get seperated by the draft board THAT day.

I wish some people would reply to these dang threads!!

 

you get your wish, its coming true right now

Wishes more chicks where online to talk to

 

Your wish is granted - but it's only me that replies - bummer huh! - and I'm most definitely not a chick - just an old bird !


I wish for the surgeon today having a really really hot nurse, who just wants to go down and give me the best blow job ever, whilst SHE makes lovely little mewing noises!

 

you get your wish ... but she gives you aids!

I wish for more silver!

 

you get your wish, but then the anesthetic kicks in before the grand finale

i wish that i worked less hours

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Gah out of order
and silverballs you forgot your wish

 

youre boss sees that you work to much and redoes your schedule.. only because of it.. they repo your car..

i wish i were a little bit taller..

 

You get your wish, but you shoot to 8'2

I wish everyone to know I'm waiting for a certain time before post 2000

 

You grow taller and taller and taller and taller until your wayyy too tall and then you realise that being your height isnt so bad and shrink back to it

i wish i was more buff

(besides in my opinion short chicks are hot)

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DAMN YOU AND YOUR QUICK ANSWERING SILVER *shakes fist*

 

Congrats You get buff(ed) after being attacked by a group of disgruntled car wash workers.

Wish I could think up some better shit to post on here.

 

You think up great stuff to post,but everyone thinks its stupid....I wish I didnt have to go out of town today!

 

You get to stay home, but you get plagued by sales people all day

i wish i was at the beach, under a full moon...

 

BOOM!!!! You're at the beach, moonlight, waves crashing softly on the sand, you're in the arms of the man of your dreams, SAND FLEAS OMG THE SAND FLEAS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I had someone to talk to.

 

LMAO@ post^

you start talking to someone but they turn out to be a stalker and follow you for months...

i wish MBP was here